Hippo offspring

A-dog has been overheard saying:

"Mommy, you finish you wunch? You mouf smell bad. Your bweaf stink. Look dat way."

"Don't do it! Don't do it!" (In response to my remark that I was going to beat her with a big stick... which I wasn't, btw.)

"You gawden is weally, weally pourfect and beeyouteaful." (Garden to date consists of some overturned earth and flowering weeds.)


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Dan-Man was asked by my mother if he would drive her around town when he was old enough to get his license. His response, "You'll be dead by then."

His theory on how babies gestate was explained as such: "Mom, after you had Cory/Adam you were still pregnant. 'Cause then I was born, and you were still pregnant. 'Cause then Aurelia was born. Then you were done, 'cause your parts were broken."

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Cory/Adam has been competing in the state thespian competition this week in Charleston. While he didn't win or place, he did succeed in eating an Atomic Wing at the Quaker Steak n Lube afterward. If the look on his face is any indicator, he feels like this is the bigger accomplishment and equal to an Academy Award.