My god it looks like Daniel

Lately, Dan the man has been saying how much he dislikes school. He would like us to believe he would never go again if we didn't force him. We all know he is smitten with his teacher and this is a total farce in an effort to be a machismo second grader.

But he exclaimed in the car yesterday, "If I was the ruler of everything, I would cancel all the schools."
To which we responded with wide-eyed disbelief, "You don't want children to learn how to READ?! Or count?! Tyrant!"
Dan-the-man countered with, "Weeeelllll, I would cancel all school after the second grade. (disgusted hmmph) Because I already know E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!"