Help me, oh sweet Pete!

My husband is practicing his humor. He has spent the entire evening trying so hard to be good at the schtick that belongs to me (annoying, getting under skin, etc. ) and yet he is no good at it. He starts to feel bad. He starts to feel guilty about his behavior. And I am tempted to tell him it's ok, you're just no good at that, that's my gig. Let him off the hook a little. Then he shows me what he thinks is funny. And be warned this is NOT for the young audience. My husband, the man I chose to marry, had children with, and still have not divorced finds THIS amusing. Somebody explain this to me, (crickets, awkward silence....) yeah, me neither.