Gifts

My husband doesn't know what I got him for Valentine's Day. It isn't anything expensive or big or great, but he knows I got something. I have been playing a game with him that goes a little something like this:

Ted: What are getting me for Valentine's Day?
Me (looking sideways at him): Do not even lie to me!
Ted: WTF!
Me: I know you have been snooping around and already know, so don't lie to me!
Ted(flustered): I have no idea what you are talking about!
Me: You know that I know. And I know that you know. So DON"T LIE TO ME! GOD, you nosy poop.
Ted....walks away shaking his head!!

I will post a picture of his gift tomorrow.