Crapper Chronicles

Daniel likes to wax poetic from the porcelain throne. Here is a sampling of today's announcements:

"That last piece was tiny, like this (holds up fingers to demostrate). It was curved like a bean."

"I know how mommies (pregnant ones) feed their babies. They eat the food, then it goes to the plaaaace (for a second I thought he was going to say placenta). Then the baby gets it and eats it. Especially if it is all mushy, cause babies don't have any teeth. (Nods head, winks, points finger, makes little mouth click)."

"I like your hair down. You look even prettier than uuuussssssuuuuuuaaaaal."

"(About a varied topic base, in various tones) Now THAT'S something you don't see everyday."