Puke O Rama

The last few days have been a tad on the icky side. My youngest two children have had some puke-o-licious partying and I have been on the wrong side of that party. Windows have been flung open, doors have been left ajar, laundry has been washed and rewashed, Febreze and enzyme odor eaters abound, baths have been given (ad nauseum), and teeth have been brushed. I believe we are over the hump. But, for those of you who have experienced sick children, no amount of tooth brushing will rid the breath of a pukey kid. So to that end, I dedicate todays blog lyrics (a song by the INFECTIOUS GROOVES, You lie and yo breath stank) to my children!!

A clip of the following song can be played from this link:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000027KR/alaskajimcom03-20

You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Save your time don't give me that speech
And use that time to go brush your teeth
A good mouthwash would be a start
Cause your breath done smell like your mouth done a fart

You lie and yo breath stank
So bad it makes it hard to think
You lie and yo breath stank
Smells just like it's a septic tank
You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank

Damn homeboy won't you chew on some gum
ou smell like a mixture of chili dogs and rum
Don't be cheap and just chew on a stick
Throw in the whole pack and chew on it quick

You lie and yo breath stank
So bad it makes it hard to think
You lie and yo breath stank
Rolls me over like a Sherman tank
You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Open your mouth the whole room stunk
You need a chisel to hammer off the funk
Your breath would turn a shirt into lint
So do us all a favor and suck on a mint

You lie and yo breath stank you lie and yo breath stank
Open your mouth just another lie
What's that smell did somethin' die
A funky kind of stank that makes you go phew
Took a wiff straight out it was coming from you

You lie and yo breath stank
So bad it makes it hard to thank
You lie and yo breath stank
So bad damn your breath is rank

Damn yo breath stank

Night all
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