So there was a trip down south this summer that resulted in Daniel and Aurelia being given some decorations for their room as their souvenir. They didn't go on the trip, but it was their grandpa, brother, and cousin. Anywho, the decorations are the sort that glow in the dark, are in the shape of constellations and planets, and adhere to walls or ceilings with little dabs of putty. Aurelia chose to place hers on her closet door and on the back of her bedroom door. Daniel chose to adhere his to the ceiling above his bed. All this should serve as a preface to the following encounter:
I was bathing Aurelia and Daniel came running from his room, in his birthday suit, yelling, "Uranus fell off my ceiling! MOM! Where do you put Uranus? Do you remember where Uranus goes? Can I stick Uranus back up there? MOOOOOMMMM! "
Several notes on this exchange:
1. Daniel was clearly naked.
2. Daniel does not know the word anus is a part of the anatomy.
3. Daniel was clearly holding a planet that was NOT Uranus (it had rings and it was Saturn).
Seriously, I do not make these things up!
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