What can I say? GW is set to veto the child health insurance bill. What a dumbass. I absolutely want to hibernate until this dorkfish is finally booted out of office. But I don't have political discussions, so I will just say again. D-U-M-B-A-S-S!!
Ike Turner is dead. To be honest, I kinda thought he was already dead.
Jessica Alba is pregnant. Now there is a short list of famous female hotties that could make me consider a switch to the other team. But pregnancy and motherhood distract from mind numbing attractiveness. That also happens when she speaks though.
And the final blow- Aurelia told me my breath smelled like Daddy's butt. Ahh, brutal honesty. Time to grab the mouthwash.
5 years ago
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Daddy's what? Porterfield arses do not stink! OMOTM
LOL -- Ah, yes, as if the sacrifices we and our bodies have made for our children weren't enough, they come along and give us a lovely comment like that one to boost our self-esteem.
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