Ok. Some of the things NO ONE tells you that you may utter upon becoming a parent:
1). Aurelia, please, do not repeatedly beat your brother in the back with a dancing hamster that sings "Lowrider".
2) Daniel, you may not marry your sister. NO, I AM SORRY, YOU REALLY CAN'T!
3) Cory/Adam, please do not drink from your bathtub faucet at 11 :47pm. (or any other time for that matter). Kindly go to the sink and use a cup.
Also, no one tells you that even though your children are spaced out from 15yrs to 2 yrs, they will tag team your tired heiny and plot to deprive you of any sleep. I believe this plan of action may last well into their retirement years.
A final thought: My mother asked me to set up her ironing board today. To iron. Clothes.
That being said, you should understand that I own an iron, but have never used it. I don't even plan to, but I do believe in being prepared.
My mother had OPEN HEART surgery 2 WEEKS ago. She has scrubbed a toilet and asked to iron since she has been home. I HAVE TO BE ADOPTED!!!!
Heather
5 years ago
4 comments:
NBC needs a new sitcom... I'm thinkin you might be it.
-RF
I'm glad you vetoed the ironing. Your mom sounds like the sort of person who can't stand to sit still. Bless her heart. This healing business has to be hard for her.
I brushed the cobwebs off my iron and ironing board last week for the first time since we moved here. Sparks flew when I plugged the iron in, and it flipped a circuit breaker. I took that as a friendly omen that ironing isn't for me.
I don't believe in ironing either. i think my sister finaly put the iron in the last yardsale we had. April
OK. I CAN SO SEE MR. C.A.P DRINKING OUT OF THE BATHTUB FACUET AT 11 O' CLOCK. IT SO SOUNDS LIKE HIM. HM. I JUST HEARD YOUR VOICE IN THE BACKGROUND && I HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM HUNGRY, REALLY HUNGRY. I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR INCONSIDERATE COMMENTS. ;] I MUST SAY YOU ARE THE COOLEST, GOOFIEST MOM THAT I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE. :]
-BAILEY
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