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Monday, June 30, 2008

Muffins!!

A long, long time ago in a land far away Hardee's used to serve these humongous, delicious blueberry muffins that were filled with real blueberries and were the shiznit. But they somehow discovered that I liked them and immediately deleted them from the menu. So I have eaten the Jiffy mix muffins with their sad little pellets of blueberry flavored sugar for over a decade. SIGH....



BUT, now some Wendy's are serving breakfast and by golly there on the menu they have BLUEBERRY MUFFINS. They aren't as large as the old Hardee's ones, but they are still chock full of real blueberries and they taste good. No more butter biscuits with jelly, no more crappy sausage biscuits... it's me and the blueberry muffins from here on out. And if they take it off the menu, well something very bad is going to happen. YUP.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Camp Musings

According to Cory/Adam, the speaker that normally addresses sex education at the 4h camp he was at this past week was not available. The replacement seemed (from Cory's interpretation) to advocate voracious sex having and noted that engaging in the activity for twenty minutes, three times a week would be the equivalent of running 7,000 miles per year. Now, understand, we are realists, not prudes, but I did have to reiterate our parental position (try not to before you are married) and the backup position (if you are gonna, then be respectful of yourself and your partner, and be safe). Lordy, help me.
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Given the speech that he is now on the brink of manhood and this being his senior year, that all that will come with extra freedoms AND responsibilities, I gave Cory the chore of deciding what activities he had heretofore been denied that he would like to have considered for the coming year. This is his list:

1. Hang out with my friends who can drive.... (since he will be eligible for his license at the beginning of the school year, we compromised that he will drive his car and be the responsible driver)
2. That he be allowed to stay up past 9pm.... (hmm, perhaps I should have revised that a little earlier, he is almost 17).
3. That I not force him to cut his hair. (I will have to think about that, he is kind of lacking in the hair washing arena... but maybe I can be persuaded.)

Since none of these requests involved anything illegal, I should take this opportunity to feel fortunate. OK, enough of that.
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Conversation in the bunkhouse around time for lights out, as relayed by Cory:

"What if a field of marijuana caught fire and the smoke rolled into the forests where the deer live and they got high from the smoke and then a hunter shot them and ate the meat? What would it tasted like?"

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Hippo News

Daniel and Cory both have one camp under their belt, are currently in another, and Cory has one more in July. Aurelia has summer fun and their new babysitter started this week. Daniel thinks she's purdy. He has also sworn that he "isn't interested" in the Baby Shark song from camp this year (sorry, dude, but Jenny says otherwise.)

We have squirrels in our attic (not our mental attics, thank you) and Ted is humanely trapping them and setting them free before repairing the entrance they found. He has convinced Aurelia that the cage is a "chicken cage, for baby chickens of course." It's insanely hilarious to listen to her explain it.

The Princess Supremo also has her version of the lullaby she wants me to sing to her each night.

"Hush little baby, don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you a muffin-bird/punkin-bird, monkeyin-burd"

Over the weekend my dad had a birthday and celebrated Father's Day. My gift to him? A gallon of nutty coconut ice cream from Baskin Robbins. 'Cause that's how I roll!!

Hope everyone is having a great summer!! I know it's summer because the "baby crack" that is the pop-ice popsicles are flying off the shelves of my freezer.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Keeping me humble

Recently I have encountered some life changes. Branching out into the work force and employing a nanny have been strange and oddly freeing. I enjoy the solitude of being the sole employee in a small office and perhaps it could make me a little dizzy with power. EXCEPT... that this job carries the responsibility of a small amount of grounds maintenance. I knocked myself silly with a half full/half empty bag of garbage the first week I was here, but this morning was the real eye opener. It was clear that all six garbage cans along the shopping complex needed to be emptied and I set about the task. All six were crawling with maggots and I daresay that I have not regurgitated so much in my life. I sincerely doubt that all three of my pregnancies involved that kind of racking misery. I don't have an exceptionally weak stomach, but I wasn't prepared. It just never occurred to me. So if you are sitting at home, thinking to yourself, that Heather sure is getting above her station in life, I wholeheartedly must disagree. :0)

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Danger Danger Everywhere

Today my parents came to town. There was a car show in the park so Ted, Aurelia, and I walked down with them. Along the way, I happened to be looking down as I was walking and made a horrifying discovery. There was a needle laying by the sidewalk. I am not sure what it's original purpose was, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it didn't end up on the street for anything legal. I had Ted pick it up (for fear that a child would step on it or pick it up). The sharp fell off immediately and he placed the cylinder part in the alley garbage.

These are the reasons I am nervous when the children want to play in the park. You just never know what went on there before you came along.

Here's prayin'.....

My bizarro son is at overnight camp this week. He'll only be seen by us for a single day before he goes to another next week. The pictures below are the sunburn he received after a day at my mom's pool last week. He had applied SPF 50 before going in, but we were outside for far too long and he was almost exclusively in the pool. I know that despite my frequent orders that he apply his Bug and Sun and that he MUST wear a shirt in the pool, he will return home a crisp bacon bit. Let us all pray that he doesn't develop sun poisoning, heat stroke, or skin cancer.

Bless his little heart.









Long overdue visit from Mom and Dad Porterfield








Saturday, June 07, 2008

My tiny sweet potatoes
































Monday, June 02, 2008

I Love My Lips Silly Song

I couldn't find Endangered Love featuring Barbara Manatee, so enjoy my other favorite. :0)